Monoblogue: Big Debate
"Famous Moments in Presidential Debates": Black guy tells White guy, "Yours is bigger than mine."
Monoblogue: Andy Roddick Retires
Andy Roddick has retired. When asked his plans, he said, "I'm looking forward to spending a lot of time in Brooklyn."
Monoblogue: Thanks, Neil Armstrong!
Penn State won't play certain songs any more at games, like "Sweet Caroline," because of it's, "Touching me, touching you" lyrics. I guess they won't be having any concerts there by...
Monoblogue: My New Joke Writing Strategy
The Obama fundraising team is raffling off a chance to shoot hoops with him, Michael Jordan, and other NBA stars. Romney immediately countered with a raffle to sit in a room...