All posts tagged "humor columnists"

  • Leighann Lord
    The Urban Erma: Bad Dog, No Turkey

    Dog is God spelled backwards, and like God my Cocker Spaniel has many names. His given name is Rolie, but his nicknames include Mr. Nubbins, The Mister, The Spaniel, The Carpet Weasel and, of course, His Lordship. Ironically, he answers to none of these since he's mostly...

  • Leighann Lord
    The Urban Erma: Fine Ass Forehead – A Different Kind of Beautiful Mind

    Last night a man said to me, “You have a very beautiful forehead.” Those words in that combination were so unexpected that I wasn’t sure how to respond. I mean, what could I say but thank you? I should’ve been mildly uncomfortable as the man stood there...

  • Leighann Lord
    The Urban Erma: Taken for a Ride

    The Big Named Car Service That Advertises on TV that I normally use recently doubled their price for a trip to the airport so I called The Small Local Neighborhood Car Service instead. Spoiler alert: It was a mistake. The airport is only five minutes away from...

  • Leighann Lord
    The Urban Erma: Brazilian Wax On, Wax Off

    I learned that the hair follicles of my nether region are directly connected to the tear ducts in my eyes, which explains all the crying. I learned that a Brazilian wax is not an event that can nor should be live tweeted. Well at least I couldn’t...