All posts tagged "Urban Erma"
The Urban Erma: They Called The Cops on The Cat
I’ve never been owned by a cat. I don’t have the courage to have a creature in my house that can outthink me. And now I know, I damn sure don’t want anything that can outfight me...
- Posted March 16, 2014
The Urban Erma: I’m Ready for My Close Up
When I got called in for a sitcom audition one of the things my acting coach told me to do was to find the M.A.C. store nearest to my audition and have them do my makeup. No,...
- Posted March 12, 2014
The Urban Erma: Crazy Bitches Hate Jellybeans
While my aging and ailing Honda Civic is in the shop getting some impromptu but very necessary repairs I had to rent a car. At 30 minutes to closing I took what was left on the lot,...
- Posted February 16, 2014