Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy photo spread has been leaked on the internet. So the only guys who will have to wait to see it are old dudes who can’t work computers — in other words, guys like Hugh Hefner.
Jon Corzine: “Honey, have you seen that billion dollars? I left it right here on the kitchen table, Goddamn it. You’re always moving my shit!!”
Jon Corzine is the head of MF Global Investments. I wonder if their investors are thinking of a nickname for Corzine with those initials…
A study suggests that nuns should take birth control pills to reduce the cancer risk of their lack-of-sex lifestyle. Speaking of religion, maybe priests should use condoms to reduce the law suit risk of their like-of-sex lifestyle.
If you’d like to participate in Trump’s debate, dial 1-999-OPPOSSUMWIG. Desperate. Call immediately.
Actress Veena Malik is pissed at FHM, who she says altered her topless pictures and made her nude, “and there’s a big difference.” Yeah, three more jello shots.
If your “Secret Santa” is wearing a GPS ankle bracelet, run.
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