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michaelianblackmichaelianblack: RT @546785ghu56: @marcmaron settle down @michaelianblack is a nice guy and he's awesome on @BigBang_CBS
8 minutes ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: RT @fuckcarin: @kumailn who the fuck are you at all ugly faggot? look at your goddamn face where are the fascists when u need `em
13 minutes ago
deoncoledeoncole: Rihanna says she wants to make out with Miley Cyrus. Not my first choice, but fine, I'll watch.
18 minutes ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: RT @adamtodbrown: Still a few tickets to see me tell jokes with @anylaurie16 @NotoriousROD @heytherejeffro and more tonight in LA. Go! http://t.co/UfCMuHlzAi
23 minutes ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: The Royal Family said they will announce the birth of Kate Middleton’s child on Twitter. The announcement will be 2 words, “Kate retweeted.”
23 minutes ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: A school district in Texas has banned any curriculum that they feel is anti-American. In other words, say goodbye to gym class.
24 minutes ago
iamjamiefoxxiamjamiefoxx: Yo UK Django fans - @ 8pm UK time tomorrow watch Django Unchained & live-tweet w us. http://t.co/RHo0JcXRNn @IGNUK … http://t.co/T6hz7kDyQS
31 minutes ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: "A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help an animal." -Unknown. #tailsofjoy
48 minutes ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @GloKnos: HAHAHA "@RealDLHughley: What happens in Vegas ends up on Twitter"
51 minutes ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: RT @KBAndersen: I was wondering how @jiminhofe and @TomCoburn of Oklahoma, Hurricane-Sandy-relief Nay voters, would deal with this. http://t.co/d2KQYyqDfw
58 minutes ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: RT @THR: TV Notes Decoder: What Those Baffling Executives Really Mean http://t.co/V9QBYuaDc0
59 minutes ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: RT @DougStanhope: I go to sleep CNN had death toll at 91. I wake up its 24. Since theyre all ppl I dont know, congrats to the 67 newly alive!
1 hour ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: Just signed 700 books. I don't know if I can pitch in the game tonight. http://t.co/3thPvpQ3um
1 hour ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: What happens in Vegas ends up on Twitter...join me June 14-15 @orleanscasino
1 hour ago
realjeffreyrossrealjeffreyross: Congrats @Beyonce ! Now that you're pregnant again Gwyneth Paltrow will have a fourth black friend. http://t.co/0Qa7SmWK54 #TheMorningRoast
1 hour ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: RT @amandacimpeanu: @michaelianblack you have an offensive twitter account, your book is horrible, & don't know who would love it so leave @marcmaron alone
1 hour ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: I don't sext. I don't even use my thumbs for real sex.
1 hour ago
Ralphie_MayRalphie_May: RT @LahnaTurner: I don't know what's up with the kid in the background. Maybe @Ralphie_May farted? http://t.co/Y72FVI3skG
2 hours ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Andrea on FB: most embarrassing moments on #TheTalk? I'm kinda thick-tongued, sometimes joke needs bad grammar or crazy "talk" 4 it 2b funny
2 hours ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: RT @rwingsfan9065: @sherylunderwood I love you girl I'm a stay at home mom and love eating my lunch while my daughters nappin and watchin u #talklivechat
2 hours ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Sorry I'm late, I had pie in my nose! Let's #TalkLiveChat now - What do you want to know?
2 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: RT @JenMalwick: @sarahcolonna We need blood, work gloves, thermometers, diapers, baby wipes & food, MREs. Please share so we can put our town back together!
2 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: I just typed "German Poo Fetish" into Google for work purposes. Seriously.
2 hours ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: Text “REDCROSS” to 90999 for $10 donation to help tornado victims in #OKC #okwx”
2 hours ago
Ralphie_MayRalphie_May: You know it's a bitch when this 11-12 year old kid has better seats than me. http://t.co/CJxLvfLNI2
2 hours ago
Ralphie_MayRalphie_May: Right before the @RollingStones show. Oh yeah we're excited. http://t.co/0UMpLlXIAW
2 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: May 31-June 2 I'm @funnyboneomaha get your tickets soon before they're gone #Omaha Comedy http://t.co/ROhK84GlAg
2 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: #Biloxi MS join me Sat June 8 IP Casino http://t.co/6U18vODOwH
2 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: CRYING AT MY DESK. "Okla. tornado survivor finds dog buried alive under rubble while being interviewed" http://t.co/MxkG9fUlS5 via @cnet
3 hours ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: RT @ViewpointCTV: 'Is Virginia still for lovers or not?' @ElayneBoosler LIVE on far-right candidates in Virginia
3 hours ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: Moore, OK Home Depot has vet on site 2 help injured storm animals 2day. 650 SW 19th St. #tailsofjoy
3 hours ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: This looks like the best place 2 donate 2 help Okla. storm animals http://t.co/23cHdxon8r #tailsofjoy
4 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: RT @KatraHigher: .@RepresentPledge @imransiddiquee Is there a way we can contact @sherylsandberg re: #FBrape? How is keeping these pages up leaning in??
4 hours ago
LeighannLordLeighannLord: Sexy Mormon Women Unite! Enjoy the Word of the Week: mammonism http://t.co/OGesq3tU0p Please #Retweet.
5 hours ago
SklarBrothersSklarBrothers: Arrested Development fans! We've got Buster! ( @MrTonyHale ) in Sklarbro County today - right here http://t.co/NRoAOLgOuV #hookhand
6 hours ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: RT @BakersTweet: I've just come up with loads of good stuff I should've said @SETLISTSHOW last night.Its like an argument with a lover.
6 hours ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: RT @babsromen: @SETLISTSHOW is about to spread its contagion at the CHICAGO JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL. @PaulProvenza @troyconrad http://t.co/7NDIx7rgyS
6 hours ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: RT @MarkDuplass: Quick, easy: Text REDCROSS to 90999 and it will automatically give $10 to tornado victims. This is obviously worth it. Thx.
6 hours ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: RT @Lin_Manuel: A happy ending in the midst of a disaster w/far too few. Hug your dogs and get tissues. Text Red Cross to 90999. http://t.co/h7OGw4fIth
6 hours ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: RT @paulscheer: DO SOMETHING - Here's how you can help those affected by the devastating tornadoes in Oklahoma: http://t.co/v8Kh2mx7vD
6 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: Signing this to begin change on our drug laws is boring http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 but not as boring as a 5 stretch for being ill.
7 hours ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Pun time: What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer
7 hours ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Quote time: "Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."- President Abraham Lincoln
7 hours ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: Here I am doing the weather in KC before eating BBQ during my interview. Tonight Unity Temple. Photo by … http://t.co/MSsiEgoxKd
7 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: I 'alf inched a government thing about gay marriage. All marriage is a bit gay. #signit http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/CcwP4T6HM4
7 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: This clock is priceless. Think how many junkies we could straighten out with tick tock dosh. http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/2s3gqfF97L
7 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: The Queen sits in that. We bought it. Sign this http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 to have a proper chat on drug laws http://t.co/KSEjyl3CuP
7 hours ago
barnettcomicbarnettcomic: #legalcomedy -- @comediansatlaw on how you, like Apple, can Avoid Paying Taxes http://t.co/vzMmOs056v
7 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: We need 100,000 signatures on this http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 for the government to investigate drug policy! Sign it! http://t.co/Ua7AKSE37R
7 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: Important! @CarolineLucas wants the government to look at their daft drug policy sign this! http://t.co/on2wIcR8P1 http://t.co/rNbJill7KT
7 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: Today I was with @carolinelucas a POLITICIAN we can trust. Here is my Parliament pass. http://t.co/Kl3wkvAISP
7 hours ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: My Twitter feed has about 1.5% of Tumblr's users. Using Yahoo's valuations, it is therefore worth $16M. Currently accepting offers.
8 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: I wrote this thing about Sir Alex Ferguson. http://t.co/g6AWksbkeO
8 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @leighewing13: @RealDLHughley @RobinRoberts Congratulations! On your Peabody Awards you both are Leaders & very Inspirational to a lot of People.#Respect
12 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @GMoney812: @RealDLHughley Congrats on your #PeaBody, very well deserved. Comedy is a tough gig and you do it well. Stay strong and fight the power.
12 hours ago
EddieGriffinComEddieGriffinCom: RT @SVHillman: I'm praying for miracles big and small for the families & children in Oklahoma. Focus light love positive energy for the lost to be found.
13 hours ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: Are all TV weathermen drunk? #ExceptFritz
15 hours ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: Lollipop for dinner. #Im52
15 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @JohnBasedow: Fun times meeting @RealDLHughley at #PeabodyAwards. Down to earth guy plus he did an awesome #NewMediaStew intro! http://t.co/LCNLtOD6Xz
15 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @CherylBurke: @RealDLHughley congrats on your award! Can't wait to see you in your sparkly costume one last time tomorrow.
15 hours ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn saying he wants any federal aid to Oklahoma for disaster offset with cuts elsewhere. http://t.co/Z8sw6pXXPc
15 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: Yet another day we are all reminded not to take anything...or anyone...for granted. Stay strong, Oklahoma.
16 hours ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: I don't even get it. “@ScottyWilco: Just played gibberish rap for my inlaws on vacation... They didn't quite get it.”
16 hours ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: I just feel it! #humbled “@DalairR: is gibberish rap really number one in norway? how do you know?”
16 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: RT @NellSco: Hollywood: where people are jealous of people who hate their lives.
17 hours ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: “@LifeOfDadShow: "Jim Gaffigan – Life of Dad Champion" by Art Eddy http://t.co/XMIGMJdw6a // #DadIsFat via @DadatworkNJ @tommyriles” Thx
17 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: Where is Cee Lo's parrot? I'm worried. #TheVoice
17 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: Thx for all your support of my comedycentral special #TheEndangeredList http://t.co/LTsP7t3S7n
17 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: Both of Oklahoma's senators voted against Hurricane Sandy relief.
18 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: All in all, I prefer earthquakes.
18 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: RT @RedCross: You can support #Moore response & other disasters by txting REDCROSS to 90999 to give $10, or online at http://t.co/vPTDHzGzOI
18 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: Yes! Ha. RT @EQUILI_bri_UM: @sarahcolonna was that your voice over for Taylor Swift on @chelsealately tonight? So funny :)
18 hours ago
iamjamiefoxxiamjamiefoxx: Toasting in #NYC 2nite w a #CubaLibre! Excited 2 c @Macklemore & @RyanLewis! Thx @BACARDI & @RollingStone 4 a great #party!
19 hours ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: At Kulak's Woodshed. It FUNKY! http://t.co/mu1Xq3PEUf
19 hours ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: RT @Industry_Minds: RSVP http://t.co/zuPO1gQOG5 dc49 RT @WendyLiebman: I'll be speaking at @Industry_Minds tomorrow night, 7 pm, Sofitel Hotel, Beverly Hills.
19 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: From the Peabody Awards 2nite tonight 2 dancing on the finale of #DWTS tomorrow? You can't tell me GOD aint got a sense of humor! #TeamDl
19 hours ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: “@HuffPostEnt: .@atrak returns with a smart take on what we're missing about drugs in rap, and rap about drugs http://t.co/bCASuWk1mn”
20 hours ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: RT @nottjmiller: Hey ladays it's Monday! Time for some @setlistshow improvised standup comedy. Get to it. #riffed #rift Check it ou… http://t.co/xD1XzElChF
20 hours ago
realjeffreyrossrealjeffreyross: Finally some good news today. RT @realDonaldTrump Because of the tornado tragedy I will not be doing @piersmorgan tonight.
21 hours ago
realjeffreyrossrealjeffreyross: RT @pattonoswalt: Hunker down, Oklahoma. Sorry you're going through this. It's this random, wild planet. REDCROSS to 90999
21 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @PartyMiami247: @PartyMiami247 : D.L. HUGHLEY @RealDLHughley GUNA BE HERE LIVE JUNE 28TH- JUNE 30TH ONLY AT @ImprovFTL INFO>>> http://t.co/Om1dZY5hwf
21 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @JDavz: @RealDLHughley Ayyyy! Congrats, my dude!
21 hours ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: RT @PatrickSportsTV: Pic: @ComedyCentral's @RealDLHughley & @HBO's Bryant Gumbel receive Peabody Awards. #RealSports Tues,10pmET/PTon @HBO http://t.co/XQr2siBnnO
21 hours ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: http://t.co/nT9nkFMic5 #GibberishRap There's no where to go but down from here. Thanks to hypeman @RyanPhillippe and dj @skrillex
21 hours ago
SklarBrothersSklarBrothers: Watch us spew silliness on TVGN 2night at 9pm/8 CST on Guilty Pleasure TV Shows.
21 hours ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: “@jordanzakarin: Had a serious talk with @JuddApatow about @JustinBieber. "You don’t need a monkey.” http://t.co/5u10AfaYCx” solid advice!
21 hours ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: RT @hugleikur: Photoset: I just got faceblocked for 24 hours because someone reported two of my pictures. The pictures were... http://t.co/lyZPdr9L61
22 hours ago
sarahcolonnasarahcolonna: With @TheInfamousPJ on set for a cast photo shoot today. He's the best. http://t.co/we8mGNiLpe
22 hours ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: TheSelfHelpComedyHour w @EdCrasnick Tonite midniteEST/9pmPST @PaulProvenza & @troyconrad talk @SETLISTSHOW http://t.co/cudEDnDY1W
22 hours ago
Ralphie_MayRalphie_May: RT @Perfect10Pod: Here's part one of the interview. Episode 25 has part 2. @Ralphie_May @traceadkins @theapprentice9 http://t.co/MHoZGqWNTm
22 hours ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: No, no talking on speakerphone on an airplane while people board is very normal.
22 hours ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: I'll be speaking at @Industry_Minds tomorrow night, 7 pm, Sofitel Hotel, Beverly Hills.
22 hours ago
rustyrocketsrustyrockets: I will be in Los Angeles May 24 & 25 at @LargoLosAngeles. You can come. http://t.co/qk8oPeyubF http://t.co/aW588TKcpF
22 hours ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: Had a lollipop for breakfast. #Im52
22 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: Westside! I'm on this great show Tuesday night, 5/21, in Santa Monica. http://t.co/zhSqXcwP65
23 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: There are at least 40 candidates running to be the President of Iran. Even more impressive, all but 3 live in LA.
23 hours ago
anylaurie16anylaurie16: RT @adamtodbrown: I'm telling jokes tomorrow at @unpops with @anylaurie16 @briandunkleman @heytherejeffro and more. Tickets are cheap! http://t.co/UfCMuHlzAi
24 hours ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: Just wanted to let you all know that your joke answers to my rhetorical questions are hilarious. Keep 'em coming!
1 day ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: RT @kcr46: @JuddApatow Hi Judd! Just wanted to thanks for taking this at the Peabodys today. Great pic. Congrats on the win! http://t.co/TjYNxgHBhX
1 day ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: It all started with lactose intolerance, which led to gluten intolerance, and now look at the world, sheesh..
1 day ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: I get to visit with @JohnFugelsang @ViewpointCTV 2nite. I think they're going 2 use me until I run out of black tops to wear.
1 day ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: Due to bookstore avails I am going to CMH instead of Nashville on my #dadisfat book tour. ATL, SDF, IND, STL, DSM, M… http://t.co/HQzKRXFBSf
1 day ago
JuddApatowJuddApatow: RT @UGAGrady: @JuddApatow accepts Peabody for @girlsHBO. Thanks @Peabody_Awards for the generous amount of meat offered at lunch. #peabody72
1 day ago
ElayneBooslerElayneBoosler: Waiting 4 my bag from LA2NY I heard lady 2 her driver: "U can't miss it. It's a black roll on". (And down came 500 black roll ons.)
1 day ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: At the #PeabodyAwards with the execs from Comedy Central http://t.co/RqOnk3gbOE
1 day ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: Florida SoCal New Jersey and more...check out more tour dates on my website http://t.co/AAj7fFz7zd
1 day ago
EddieGriffinComEddieGriffinCom: RT @Humb1e_Hungry7: @EddieGriffinCom show your fellow kc native some love doing positive things bruh London 2012 https://t.co/3LWHWRrW31
1 day ago
EddieGriffinComEddieGriffinCom: Las Vegas! You know the drill - If you live here or just passin' through - come see a brotha Tonight thru Wed 7pm... http://t.co/uZ6pqo3SNr
1 day ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: RT! The 1st episode of @NerdistChannel @SETLISTSHOW is NOW online: The never-before-seen Set List of @notTJMiller! http://t.co/xjMFgVZzh1
1 day ago
bigjayoakersonbigjayoakerson: RT @BufuFyne: @bigjayoakerson was fucking hilarious. Wish I coulda got an autograph. Florentine was amazing too. #rockontherange
1 day ago
bigjayoakersonbigjayoakerson: RT @fight4life6: @bigjayoakerson it was sick getting to chill with you and @AriShaffir at rock onthe range!I will get you the video of Ari crowd surfing ASAP
1 day ago
bigjayoakersonbigjayoakerson: RT @RSV630: @bigjayoakerson Jay-caught you at ROTR (I was the guy with his 20 yr old daughter). You fucking KILLED it! Great set. New fan for sure!
1 day ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: “@kaylabowers90: @JimGaffigan I am 22 & don't have kids (nor do I ever want to), but "Dad Is Fat" is great & laugh-out-loud hilarious.” Thx
1 day ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: I know they get a lot of grief, but secretly we all think wine spritzers were a pretty good idea, right?
1 day ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: I'll be eating bbq Tuesday night in KC and doing a #dadisfat book event. http://t.co/5RQh767Z8D
1 day ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: Congrats to my old Gladys Comedy club buddy @Deanofcomedy with an article in @dailybeast http://t.co/6bH6X7tHZc
1 day ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: Performing live @FunnyBoneOmaha May 31-Jun 2 I hear a few big groups are coming through so get your tix soon ~> http://t.co/bRY3m3Fm0i
1 day ago
kathleenmadigankathleenmadigan: Denis Lebedev Boxer's Face Extremely Swollen In Fight (PHOTOS) http://t.co/5Cm5yjpZjD KMad is glad to c Don found a new country to con.
1 day ago
JimBreuerJimBreuer: Memories Monday! This is an older video that I love and I know you will too, enjoy!... http://t.co/Cy2abaSYaB
1 day ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: I don't even have the energy to do the daily iTunes software update.
1 day ago
kathleenmadigankathleenmadigan: Kathleen doesn't knw much abt JBieber but if kathleen was his publicist she'd advise he just be extra quiet n pet his monkey for awhile.
1 day ago
iamcolinquinniamcolinquinn: RT @Susanne67884045: @ManRick123 @iamcolinquinn I wish you dated Lorena Bobbitt.
1 day ago
iamcolinquinniamcolinquinn: RT @NYCVixen: Hey @iamcolinquinn, thanks for the advice. Instead of pushing up my boobs today, I'm pushing up a great, big smile!!! #Positivity #HappyDay
1 day ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: People talk about chickens coming home to roost like it's a bad thing, but I think it sounds heartwarming.
1 day ago
marcmaronmarcmaron: RT @TheTerribleBlog: @marcmaron I did. Three pages left. Do you live til the end? #boomerlives
1 day ago
marcmaronmarcmaron: Hey, folks who like me! Buy my book, Attempting Normal. Here: http://t.co/ymFn5NzPd9 Or elsewhere. It's good! Promise!
1 day ago
Joan_RiversJoan_Rivers: RT @cunytv: Critics @Joan_Rivers, @petermarksdrama & Ben Brantley review Broadway's current top shows on @theatertalk. Watch now: http://t.co/xAl6x3jQj0
1 day ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: Next up May 24-26 Denver, CO – @DenverImprov Fri 8:00 &10:30p Sat 7:00 & 9:30p Sun 7:00p
1 day ago
marcmaronmarcmaron: Feeling road doughy.
1 day ago
iamcolinquinniamcolinquinn: Real Chip?RT @TLo_Max hi @iamcolinquinn, i really think you could do with a @datingtipaday maybe you wouldn't still be a virgin. @jimnorton
1 day ago
Joan_RiversJoan_Rivers: Here I am with @dennisrodman during last night's Celebrity Apprentice task. I just adore him! http://t.co/xPDvw0nk80
1 day ago
JimNortonJimNorton: RT @justinbieber: I like to sleep. Alot -- I hear ya, me too LOL
1 day ago
JimNortonJimNorton: . @iamcolinquinn if you want to learn about comedy, check out Lyle Chipperson's 'Normal. Hilarious.' But sit down first.
1 day ago
michaelianblackmichaelianblack: New "MATES" now posted. It's out of this world! nerdist or itunes.
1 day ago
ComedianSHANGComedianSHANG: RT @SayNoToGOP: Federal judge finds probable cause Fox News reporter helped leak classified docs | The Raw Story http://t.co/2MFT1yb13S
1 day ago
kathleenmadigankathleenmadigan: "@glezzery: @kathleenmadigan @aimeeb262 But wht abt Sugar Cubes!? Pure Class!" Kathleen luvs those if not in a hurry. Fun to watch dissolve.
1 day ago
LeighannLordLeighannLord: Hey NYC Fans! Come Get Your Giggle On! 9pm, Tues., 5/21 @ the Fun Size & Venti Show! Baileys Corner Pub, 1607 York Avenue, NYC.
1 day ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: "Practically evry big-name Brit & American standup wants to experience the thrill of @SETLISTSHOW."- @TimeOut_Comedy http://t.co/PdaCNR38Ui
1 day ago
billburrbillburr: RT @gooner424: @dsumner48 @billburr the best part? He keeps lip synching & tries to play it off while the crowd consoles the chicks who got leg dropped.
1 day ago
TheRealRoseanneTheRealRoseanne: My daily stats: 525 new followers, 438 new unfollowers via http://t.co/323EBx8dIi
1 day ago
TitusNationTitusNation: Huge moves on the new show at the sac Punchline. "Arm the children"possible future classic."Voice in my head"at http://t.co/DDWUxIVR2N
1 day ago
pattonoswaltpattonoswalt: RT @JamesGunn: The grammar in #WhenISeeAObamaBumperSticker trending hashtag kind of says it all, doesn't it?
1 day ago
billburrbillburr: RT @dsumner48: @billburr please tell me u saw the vid of the pop artist 'Miguel' attempting a stagedive and ruining the faces of two hwhoahs. It's amazing.
1 day ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Today (5/20) on The Talk: Sexy @shemarmoore from @CrimMinds_CBS returns! + @AnneHeche & @CarnieWilson visit. On CBS! http://t.co/eO6gZvpRrB
1 day ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Pun time: Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
1 day ago
KevinHart4realKevinHart4real: LMFAO did I just hear @StephenAsmith say "KICK" that music on TV??? His age just came out lol
1 day ago
sherylunderwoodsherylunderwood: Quote time: "It’s hard to beat the person who never gives up." - Babe Ruth
1 day ago
PaulProvenzaPaulProvenza: RT @SETLISTSHOW: YOUTUBE COMEDY WEEK - featuring SET LIST and The Nerdist http://t.co/Jhhzd1GNPJ
1 day ago
KevinHart4realKevinHart4real: RT @J_walters654: @KevinHart4real Let me explain looks mad funny. EVERYBODY HAS GOT TO SEE IT. And support Kevin Hart #mustsee #amazing #pumped
1 day ago
ComedianSHANGComedianSHANG: Awww Mon. Its A nu day, a new wk. A nu life! A chance 2 start your epic-ness. Time 2 make this life ur bitch.... http://t.co/tlDZ17YtJg
1 day ago
Joan_RiversJoan_Rivers: So much fun! Great to see you and Greg...AND Tyrese! RT @rosannascotto Wild times with @joan_rivers & @tyrese ! http://t.co/ip3elG7KC0
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KevinHart4realKevinHart4real: RT @ARealBulgarian: @KevinHart4real After seeing "Im A Grown Little Man" and "Laugh At My Pain" I know "Let Me Explain" wont disappoint! #LetMeExplain #MustSee
1 day ago
pattonoswaltpattonoswalt: RT @ScribnerBooks: Today from 4 - 5:30 pm EST ‏@pattonoswalt is doing an AMA on @reddit. Ask him ANYTHING!
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pattonoswaltpattonoswalt: RT @Caissie: Today better not be stupid.
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ComedianSHANGComedianSHANG: Awww Mon. Its A nu day a new wk. A nu life! A chance 2 start your epic-ness. Time 2 make this life ur bitch. Make this wk fookin awesome!
1 day ago
LeighannLordLeighannLord: Ready for a different kind of religious experience? Enjoy the Word of the Week: mammonism http://t.co/OGesq3tU0p Please #Retweet.
1 day ago
LeighannLordLeighannLord: RT @LovingMyLocks: Loving My Locks Daily is out! http://t.co/KnXzMn2fDX ▸ Top stories today via @TheNaturalCrown @FunnyOrTruth @LeighannLord
1 day ago
RealDLHughleyRealDLHughley: Can't wait 2 hear Miguel's new song from the Billboard Awards called FACE FULL OF ASS! #TeamDl
1 day ago
MrGeorgeWallaceMrGeorgeWallace: East coast tweeters Wake that a$$ up this morning. It's gonna be a great day.
1 day ago
JimGaffiganJimGaffigan: I get tired when I think about how busy @IamSteveHarvey is. #familyfeud #morningshow #talkshow
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GregProopsGregProops: Oranges is ripe and free to juice. New Proopcast on http://t.co/cCE4J3wUC0 or http://t.co/Meebg7logo pick it.
1 day ago
TheRealRoseanneTheRealRoseanne: RT @NotTildaSwinton: Once again, it seems I did not bury my teeth deep enough during hibernation. An extensive scolding awaits the responsible magpies.
1 day ago
TheRealRoseanneTheRealRoseanne: RT @NotTildaSwinton: Theremiah has grown rather obese in my absence. No matter, I shall reach inside him and fetch the fats while he slumbers.
1 day ago
RealEarthquakeRealEarthquake: RT @IAmSteveHarvey Get Ready For The Ride #SHMS<>> yesssss.
1 day ago
billburrbillburr: the Monday Morning Podcast is up!! I ramble about public pools, people who quit, and Las Vegas.... http://t.co/4g7UJlMdvd
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GregProopsGregProops: Wow, this is early.
1 day ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: Miguel is getting too much attention. I just leg swept a lady at a taco truck and no one gives a fuck.
2 days ago
hannibalburesshannibalburess: Keith sweat probably used to kick girls in the face on accident all the time and nobody would hear about it.
2 days ago
joeroganjoerogan: RT @MagicPeaceLove: @joerogan Are You Living in a Simulation? | Here's the 2003 paper that kicked off your favorite pet theory. http://t.co/L7L2olP3Tv #IRobot
2 days ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: Happy 30th Anniversary! Congrats on making it a month!!! #HollywoodHallmark
2 days ago
DaneCookDaneCook: More of my LIVE #Billboard after party footage! https://t.co/XRj35JS22O
2 days ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: RT @mzeld: It should be illegal for anyone living above anyone to own shoes.
2 days ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: RT @perlapell: I eat salads really fast in the hope that there is a grilled cheese under them.
2 days ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: Is there alternative dentistry?
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anylaurie16anylaurie16: Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for Tumblr, which has not yet made a profit. Yahoo, I have also not made a profit yet and am a steal at $967 million.
2 days ago
realjeffreyrossrealjeffreyross: This is what happens when 100 comics get together for a party. Thanks for a really fun night #ComedyWeek @YouTube http://t.co/bf4wSApfP9
2 days ago
WendyLiebmanWendyLiebman: Thank You for your ideas! #HollywoodHallmark
2 days ago
realjeffreyrossrealjeffreyross: So much fun. Thanks Harley. RT @VirginiaDG @EpicMealTime just roasted @realjeffreyross! Most awesome part of #ComedyWeek so far!
2 days ago