P. Diddy just bought his son, Justin, a $360,000 Maybach, complete with a chauffeur, for his 16th birthday. To teach his kid the value of a dollar, Diddy is insisting that before his school pick-up each morning, the chauffeur must do a paper route.
Two police officers were just suspended for the rest of the year. They showed incredibly bad judgment by showing up at the pistol range with a basketball.
There’s a new beef jerky that’s combined with caffeine. Why stop there? Just add some tobacco, sugar, and chili on top and save us all the trip to “7-Eleven”.
A museum visitor recently ripped and practically destroyed a Picasso portrait. It looks terrible now; one eye is four inches above the other and the nose is nothing but a triangle.
Have you seen Extraordinary Measures? It’s the story of Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser doing anything in their power to save the dying box office of their film Extraordinary Measures!
Italian scientists want to exhume Leonardo da Vinci’s skull to try to see if the Mona Lisa might actually be a self portrait. When I kick the bucket, they’ll dig me up to see if I was a stick figure.
Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D. He has written aired lines for 11 major roasts since 2006 including Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Mario Batali, Andy Dick, Pat Cooper, William Shatner, and Flavor Flav. Join Neil on Facebook and follow him on Twitter.
