"Famous Moments in Presidential Debates": Black guy tells White guy, "Yours is bigger than mine."

Andy Roddick has retired. When asked his plans, he said, "I'm looking forward to spending a lot of time in Brooklyn."

Penn State won't play certain songs any more at games, like "Sweet Caroline," because of it's, "Touching me, touching you" lyrics. I guess they won't be having any concerts there by The Strokes.

The Obama fundraising team is raffling off a chance to shoot hoops with him, Michael Jordan, and other NBA stars. Romney immediately countered with a raffle to sit in a room and count Clint Eastwood's wrinkles.

Our U.S.A. Olympics uniforms were made in China! This is an outrage. Our country should have people checking to make sure that this never happens again. We can call them Chinese Checkers.