Scientists think they've found the "God particle." It must be true; the particle is already asking for donations and starting Bingo games.

Congratulations to Snooki, who just announced that she has a little boy inside her. She's also pregnant.

Yogi Berra was recently called, an "American icon" on his 87th birthday. Yogi: "I thought they only made those cameras in Japan."

If you truly love doing comedy, you really do get just as much satisfaction playing to seven people in some crummy little club as when you play to eleven people in some crummy little club.

JetBlue serves you more nuts than any other airline...George Zimmerman: "It was self-defense when I shot and killed the Black kid. He was holding Skittles and I might have diabetes..."