Archive for ‘Monoblogue’

Neil Berliner

Newt Gingrich said he’d like for Brad Pitt to play him in a movie. Yeah, the Brad Pitt that looks exactly like Phillip Seymour Hoffman! »

Neil Berliner

I wonder if Flo, the Progressive Insurance Girl, ever called Geico, just to check…Hostess Cakes, the bankrupt manufacturer of Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Hos will keep baking them. “Our »

Neil Berliner

…if you get invited to a New Year’s party, you are so just a replacement for someone way cooler than you who has already declined. »

Neil Berliner

If you’d like to participate in Trump’s debate, dial 1-999-OPPOSSUMWIG. Desperate. Call immediately. »

Neil Berliner

American Airlines has declared bankruptcy. Spirit would too, if they had $300 to hire a lawyer. »

Neil Berliner

Michele Bachmann recently came out in favor of waterboarding: “Ya know, just because it’s unpopular, that’s no reason to keep it out of The Olympics!” »

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